• From: Vicki Recruiter
• To: The Rotten Angel
• Subject: Java Web Developer, Guilford, Surrey - interested?
• Date: 04 Jan 2008

Hi Rotten Angel,

We are looking for several people who fit the following urgent Job Spec. If you are interested please call me on 02x xxx xxxx or email a word version of your CV back to me stating Salary requirements and Availability.

If this job is not relevant to you please accept my apologies but if you could forward it to anyone you feel would be more appropriate I would much appreciate it.

• Job Title: Java Web Developer, Guildford, Surrey

• Salary: Circa (27-36K) + Benefits

• Location: Guildford, Surrey

Job Spec:

Java Web Developer, Guildford, Surrey. You will be a web developer with knowledge of HMTL and CSS. You will also have knowledge of JSP and JavaScript. You will be working for a well established and GLOBALLY successful company that offers excellent training and career progression. Benefits include, 27 Days holiday + Bank Holidays, FLEXI WORKING HOURS, BONUS, and ongoing training. IMMEDIATE INTERVIEWS! Applicants MUST be eligible to work in the UK!

This job is URGENT - if you are interested please call me on 02x xxx xxxx or reply to this email with your CV.

Kind Regards,

Vicki

• From: The Rotten Angel
• To: Vicki Recruiter
• Subject: Re: Java Web Developer, Guilford, Surrey - interested?
• Date: 04 Jan 2008

Hello Vicki,

Thank you kindly for your email, but I must unfortunately decline your offer for a job at present.

I have decided to leave the world of IT and become a mortician.

I feel that the greed in the industry overwhelmed me, and that working during the day did not please me as much as night duties.

I have decided to return to Ireland and follow in my father's footsteps and work in the morgue at night.

This will please me more. I prefer working at night. I hope that the new year brings you many new prospects and much good fortune for the future.

Thank you very much and a happy new year.

Yours in silence,

The Rotten Angel