• From: The Mukesh Foundation
• To: Terence Fishcheese
• Subject: Mrs. Samira Ahmed c/o Mukesh Ambani
• Date: 11 Jan 2021

Goodday,

Sir. Mukesh Ambani CEO of Reliance Industries and Foundations, he is donating Two Million dollars ($2,000,000.00 USD) each to 10 persons all over the world.

This is to build a charity Organization and assisting the poor and old ages people in communities around you.

If you are interested to Expand this CHARITY WORK with us, kindly emails us: info1@xxx-xxx.org for more details.

With Regards,

Mrs. Samira Ahmed
Information Officer
Mukesh Ambani Philanthropies

• From: Terence Fishcheese
• To: The Mukesh Foundation
• Subject: Re: Dontations
• Date: 18 Jan 2021

Good Day,

I hope it is a good day for you as it has been for me, despite the inclement weather we have been enduring.

I hope that it is warm where you are and that the sun shines strong on your backs as you carry out your very decent and humane charity work - something I hold close to my heart.

I am responding in kind to an email I received that I believe you sent me, which I received.

Having read the contents carefully and disseminated them over a turkey dinner and a glass of Rosé, I felt compelled to reach out and write to you electronically.

Without further delay, I shall introduce myself as Terence Fishcheese, a Conservative MP serving the electoral district of Shartington and Dimbleby in England, 40 miles from London in the Shire of Oxfordities.

I was elected role-council in 1998 and have been active in politics since. I work hard for my constituents and try to give them the best I can.

I am a staunch supporter of the Conservative Party and the promulgation of British laws and the preservation of our centuries old institutions, of which are now free of European interference.

Before I entered politics I worked in various jobs during my University years as a burger bugger, paper door toss-technician, brass-man, milk lord and weekend exchequer at various University clubs and societies.

Having graduated in 1993 with a degree in Law and Animal Finances, I worked in my father's practice before entering into politics full time.

I have even defended some of the most controversial clients, such as the Calf of Whitney, Selemas Barovski and the lead bass guitarist from the Blur tribute band, Focus.

In the latter case, he was caught stealing badges from Ford Fiestas as a drunken prank and dare and was otherwise facing several hours of rugged community service.

I also work pro-bono for various charities and have a few houses in my hat. I am a keen business man and would be more than happy to take you up on your offer.

I may even have some powerful and influential contacts who could help.

Could you please come back to me as soon as is suitable?

Yours etc,

Terence Fishcheese

• From: The Mukesh Foundation
• To: Terence Fishcheese
• Subject: Mrs. Samira Ahmed c/o Mukesh Ambani
• Date: 18 Jan 2021

Good-day,

Sir. Mukesh Ambani Philanthropies Donation Fund Processing

On behalf of Sir. Mukesh Ambani. CEO Reliance Industries and Foundations, we appreciate you for writing back to us.

Do not be bothered as to why you have been contacted, Sir. Mukesh Ambani may not know you, but we believe you were chosen by the Holy Spirit to receive this money grant donation of $2,000,000.00 USD and we believe that Good things happen to those people who wait and also believe.

Be assured you stand no risk as this is Sir. Mukesh Ambani personal money, for source and verification, you can google search his name if you don't no him and see the good work his doing all over the world or read more about him on fobes Link:https://www.forbes.com/profile/mukesh-ambani

You have to use part of the money to finance charity organizations and Developing Communities or Empowering Women & Young People.

We are doing this across the world to bring everyone together as ONE and love each other around the world.

We wish to thank you for standing for the people and having people's interest at heart for this charity work and for your Cooperation.

Your fund is deposited with our Affiliate Bank in a temporary Account, you will receive this fund by the Diplomatic system of payment wire transfer to your account.

However, Mukesh Ambani Philanthropies Reliance Foundation is no doubt, a momentous achievement in the chequered history of this Corporation.

On behalf of the entire staff of the Organization we congratulate you.

Kindly provide the below details to enable us to process your payment.

1) Full Name:
2) Full Address:
4) City/State/Country:
5) Occupation:
6) Gender ( Male/Female):
6) Contact No:

Once we received the above details we will send you the transferring Bank contact details to contact them with your details for them to wire the fund to your Bank account and proceed for the charity work in your community.

Once again Congratulations.

With Regards
Mrs. Krisha Ambani
Director, Communications
Mukesh Ambani Philanthropies

• From: Terence Fishcheese
• To: The Mukesh Foundation
• Subject: Re: Dontations
• Date: 19 Jan 2021

Dear Mrs. Krisha Ambani,

Thank you for responding to my previous email, and thank you for the speed in said response as I mention.

From reading the manifest of how the funds shall be distributed, the causes you have clearly outlined are those that I can quite happy swim with.

The sum aforementioned of US$2 million should be more than enough to get local constituents in my area to join the Conservative party.

We have made great strides in wining hearts and minds and most importantly, healing the wounds of division since Brexit became a reality for us all four and a half years ago.

I would be delighted to discuss further how the money should be disseminated for the benefit and furtherance of peoples lives in the local area.

The three key tenets I shall revolve around are as follows:

1) Education is very important, so I shall use part of the fund to procure more books from the British Library in London to fill otherwise empty shelves.

2) The water fountain in the town centre is in dire need of replacement, so I shall install a new one of those and include a blue light to eliminate any bacteria and virii.

3) The footpath outside my main constituency office is rather steep and unforgiving to the underside of my MG convertible, so I shall have to use some of the money to rectify that.

Alongside those three, I shall throw a dinner party in the local town hall and invite business leaders, philanthropists and clergy.

This will serve as an excellent starting point to discuss local issues and raise awareness. All produce for the meal will be served locally, but to keep the flute sweet for the more endowed guests, I shall have to consider importing some Iranian caviar, Bollinger (Cuveé Special), New Zealand lamb and Irish beef.

I don't expect this to make a significant dent in the finances as there will only be two hundred people present, but they will need to be looked after and The Conservatives always look after their guests. It's all about winning hearts and minds!

I hope the above aligns with your desires and wishes as to how the funds should be disseminated. Without further ado, my details:

1) Full Name: Terence Triglatorius Fishcheese

2) Full Address: Conservative Constituency Office, Oxford OX4 3LX, United Kingdom

4) City/State/Country: Oxford, Oxfordshire, United Kingdom

5) Occupation: Conservative MP for Shartington and Dimbleby

6) Gender ( Male/Female): Male

7) Contact No: + 44 1865 8411 48

I look forward to your response with veal.

Thank you,

Terence

• From: Terence Fishcheese
• To: The Mukesh Foundation
• Subject: Re: Dontations
• Date: 19 Jan 2021

Dear Mrs. Krisha Ambani,

I am sure that the information I have written above is perhaps a lot to take in.

If you have any questions on the above (I'm sure you might!), then please don't hesitate to contact me.

I wish to inspire full confidence and assure you that I am fastidious in my work and very keen to bring this all to fruition.

Thank you,

Terence

• From: The Mukesh Foundation
• To: Terence Fishcheese
• Subject: Re: Donations
• Date: 18 Jan 2021

Good-day,

Greetings, we are glad of you being a part of this charity expansion, it touches my heart this foundation reaches people far and unknown, we believe this kind would benefit more.

Please do not make a public show or media representation of this because this Foundation does not want to be plagued by countless demands.

For this Foundation to known you are serious to be a part of this movement and you are truly willing to finance charity organizations, Developing Communities, Empowering Women & Young People with this donation money approve to you, we taking Registration and require the below information for our new members

(1) Valid Identity proof.
(2) Registration Fee of $499.00

The fee is very compulsory because you will be giving user name and password to our website of the Foundation for you to be giving us report on how you are spending the $2,000,000.00 USD which you will also use part of the money for yourself because of the good work you stand for and for being a part of our Charity Foundation.

Once we received your email and your ID proof, we will email you the details to send the Registration fee of $499.00 USD to become a member, once you are emailing us the details of the payment, you have to email your Bank account details for us to forward to the bank for them to proceed for the fund transfer to your account and start the project.

Note: This registration fees cannot be deducted from the fund, because it's not a payment it's a deposit that will show to this Organization you are serious to expand this charity work and for becoming a member.

Please do not use this money for drug trafficking. You must do the right things and be a blessing to others. The charity registration fees is the only fees that you have to deposit.

Await to receive your email so as to email you the details.

Once again Congratulations.

With Regards
Mrs. Krisha Ambani
Director, Communication
Mukesh Ambani Philanthropies

• From: Terence Fishcheese
• To: The Mukesh Foundation
• Subject: Re: Dontations
• Date: 20 Jan 2021

Dear Mrs. Krisha Ambani,

Thank you for your response to my previous response to your response to mine and so forth.

I do feel excited by all this! Making charitable donations will attract exactly the kind of positive PR I am looking for right now.

Before Christmas, a scandal unfolded whereupon myself and some of my old chums from Ruggerton Prepatrory school decided to take part in an old ritual.

As a sign of bravery, fealty and fortitude, we would run around in an enclosed barn while naked, being chased by a large quantity of bees who had been released for this very purpose.

It may not sound like fun, but it is quite exhilarating and good for the heart and soul. It encourages fastening and bonding of long-lasting friendships and fosters tried and tested business relationships.

Unfortunately, when the media caught wind of what we had done, we were torn apart like the last morsel of white bread on a Sicilian dinner table and mercilessly dipped into the red sauce.

Your message and mission could not have come at a better time. I could certainly use some brownie points from the media and my local constituents.

I have my eyes on the prize - the top stand in Westminster, for I wish to become Prime Minister one day. I hope that our dealings will help me recover from this minor setback.

With that said, let us proceed with today's agenda. How do you envisage I will send payment to you for the sum of $499 ?

Do you have your offices in the United States of America?

Thank you,

Terence

• From: The Mukesh Foundation
• To: Terence Fishcheese
• Subject: Re: Donations
• Date: 20 Jan 2021

Good-day: Terence Fishcheese

We received your email, you have to send any scan copy of your ID Proof and your Bank Account details which will eligible you to receive the fund, and which also show to us how serious and genuine you are in this charity work expansion of Mukesh Ambani.

Below are the details for you to remit the Registration fees to become a member of this movement and receive your donation fund amount of $2,000,000.00 USD.

You have to send the Registration fees of $499.00 USD to our account officer in charge via MONEY GRAM TRANSFER / RIA MONEY TRANSFER, so as to process your fund and transfer to you once the payment confirm now,for you to proceed with the charity work expansion.

Receiver Name: Anyang Dhol Malueth Ring Receiver Address: #5 TTC Industrial Area Ghansoli Navi Mumbai Country:India Amount Send: $499.00 USD

Once you remit the payment kindly send us the scan copy of the sender slip or you email us the below details as it appears on MoneyGram sender slip for future reference.

Sender Name:
Sender Address:
Sender Country:
Ref number:
Amount Sent:

Once we receive the payment details and your bank account details to receive the fund now, we will commence for your fund transfer immediately to your bank account,once we transfer your fund we will email you the scan copy of the transfer confirmation slip.

Await for the payment details now.

With Regards Mrs. Krisha Ambani Director, Communication Mukesh Ambani Philanthropies

• From: Terence Fishcheese
• To: The Mukesh Foundation
• Subject: Re: Dontations
• Date: 20 Jan 2021

Dear Mrs. Krishna Ambani,

Thank you for sending on these details with such haste. I am thankful that you are taking this as seriously as I am.

While I am preparing my proof of identity, could you please elaborate on which form would be valid for your needs?

I have with me the following:

1) golf club membership card
2) permit to drive vehicles, including a two-wheeled eco-tractor
3) national identification card
4) supermarket brand loyalty card

Do you have a preference for which one I should scan for you?

Regarding payment, the two services you have mentioned afore are not ones I am familiar with, and I am afreaid that it may take time to set these up.

Could you please list other services that could be used in their place for the sake of expediency and snakebite?

I would like to get the funds to you soon. Can you please also confirm the amount to send is $4990.00 in US Dollars?

Thank you,

Terence

• From: The Mukesh Foundation
• To: Terence Fishcheese
• Subject: Re: Donations
• Date: 20 Jan 2021

Good-day: Terence Fishcheese

We received your email, kindly scan permit to drive and send to us and also the amount is $499 you can use Western Union Money Transfer to send the Money with the same details,

thank you.

With Regards
Mrs. Krisha Ambani
Director, Communication
Mukesh Ambani Philanthropies

• From: Terence Fishcheese
• To: The Mukesh Foundation
• Subject: Re: Dontations
• Date: 20 Jan 2021

Dear Mrs. Krisha Ambani,

Thank you for your swift response. I believe we have a branch of Western Union at the local Royal Mail Post Office of letters and parcels.

It is not too far from where I am, and I believe I can even make it there on foot. As it happens, I know the people working there quite well.

They were instrumental in helping me when I was campaigning for my current seat.

Mrs. Latimer, who is a dear friend of the family, is the main head goose who works behind the counter there.

Some say she has developed a drinking problem as of late, but I put my full trust and confidence in her.

Her colleague, Mrs. Olgivacuum is not someone I would trust as much. She is a fierce town gossip and supporter of the Labour Party.

I will proceed on foot and make my way quickly there. We can stay in communication since I will be bringing a phone capable of sending and receiving email.

Could you please verify the following details for me?

Receiver Name: Anyang Dhol Malueth Anal Bead Ring
Receiver Address: #5 TTC Industrial Area Ghansoli Navi Mumbai
Country: India
Amount Send: $499.00 USD

Thank you kindly,

Terence

• From: Terence Fishcheese
• To: The Mukesh Foundation
• Subject: Re: Dontations
• Date: 20 Jan 2021

Hello Mrs. Krisha Ambani,

I will walk to the post office soon and initiate the transaction via Western Union.

Could you please confirm the details in my email above, and be on hand should any issues arise?

I may need to ask you some questions, and the post office will be closing within the next two hours for cleaning and lunch.

Thank you kindly,

Terence

• From: Terence Fishcheese
• To: The Mukesh Foundation
• Subject: Re: Dontations
• Date: 20 Jan 2021

Hello Mrs. Krishna Ambani,

I am now in the post office. There is quite a queue as you can imagine, what with Brexit causing chaos among deliveries and such and such.

This should buy me a little bit of time, but can you please confirm you will be on hand to answer any questions at a moment's notice?

Without you there, I might not be able to complete the transfer.

With special thanks,

Terence

• From: Terence Fishcheese
• To: The Mukesh Foundation
• Subject: Re: Dontations
• Date: 20 Jan 2021

Hi Mrs. Krisha Ambani,

Could you please come back to me.

If I don't hear from you, I will need to leave the post office and won't be able to complete the transfer.

Thanks,

Terence

• From: Terence Fishcheese
• To: The Mukesh Foundation
• Subject: Re: Dontations
• Date: 20 Jan 2021

Hi Mrs. Krisha Ambani,

I had to leave the post office without being able to complete the transaction.

They had many questions for me about the intended recipient which I could not answer, because you didn't answer your emails.

The fact that this has happened doesn't fill me with confidence in this deal, but I am a forgiving soul so I will wait until tomorrow.

Will you be available then to field any questions? If so, please let me know what time, and be sure to allow an hour or two to ensure your availability.

While I am disappointed with what happened today, I still have full faith in this deal.

The money is waiting for you.

Terence

• From: The Mukesh Foundation
• To: Terence Fishcheese
• Subject: Re: Donations
• Date: 20 Jan 2021

Good-day: Terence Fishcheese

If you want to make the payment, kindly make the payment and send us the scan copy of the slip, we don't have time to be exchanging emails thank you.

• From: Terence Fishcheese
• To: The Mukesh Foundation
• Subject: Re: Dontations
• Date: 20 Jan 2021

Hi Mrs. Krisha Ambani,

I’m sorry, but you’re going to have to make time and set some aside.

As I explained earlier, they will ask questions about the transfer, especially since it’s for a larger sum of money.

They will ask these questions and I will need to provide answers.

This works differently in England compared to what you might be used to. There has to be a degree of compliance and accountability.

Are you on board with this? You have to be.

I need for you to take this as seriously as I am, and please understand and get on board with what I am trying to tell you.

I have the money waiting here, but since the post office is closed, I will need to go early in the morning to catch Mrs. Latimer, who is as tough as cow hide.

I presume that you are based in India? Is this correct? If that's the case, I shall rise early like an important hen.

Terence

• From: Terence Fishcheese
• To: The Mukesh Foundation
• Subject: Re: Dontations
• Date: 20 Jan 2021

Dear Mrs. Krisha Ambani,

Please accept my apologies for my harsher tone in my previous email, which you will see when you check your emails and read them - mine included.

Once you have read it, you may thing that my tone is harsh and this will reinforce my statement that it has a harsh tone.

Given that, please accept my apology and sugary begging for your forgiveness.

I believe that human chemistry comes into play and can even make business dealings and administration tasks buttery smooth and fast, like two well oiled hippos.

Let’s start again. Let me make this up to you.

Upon conclusion of our business, or perhaps during, would you like to break bread with me ?

I could prepare you a local delicacy from this part of England - boiled goose with roast mustard topped with locally sourced red salad, beetroot and duck foie-gras.

I could take care of the flights for you, and my sister Boyangelarsk could host you in her bed and breakfast in the centre of town.

What do you say ?

Terence

• From: Terence Fishcheese
• To: The Mukesh Foundation
• Subject: Re: Dontations
• Date: 20 Jan 2021

Hello James,

Thank you for last weekend. The lamb was beautiful and the ice cream simply divine. I enjoyed your company and Grezelda's very much.

So, before I slip into my pyjamas I wanted to talk to you about a very promising happenstance this week, whereupon I was personally selected to donate and disseminate a large fund to people for the purpose of charity.

The sum of money in question is $2 million American dollars and it could be used to help so many people who are in need in the area.

The people I am dealing with a very nice and I believe very capable. My gut feeling tells me that they're the real thing and I think it could be shrewd and very advisable to start working with them.

They are representatives from The Mukesh Foundation, a charitable organisation specialising in distributing the wealth of the very generous Mukesh Ambani to the poor, old and needy.

I made an attempt to wire them US$499 today but there were lots of questions, so I will need to revert back to them tomorrow morning.

They're based in India, so the time zone difference might have been the reason I didn't hear from them on time.

I would very much like to proceed with this deal, because I think that if we attach our name to it alongside the very generous Mr. Mukesh, it would certainly help boost our chances in the upcoming regional elections.

I can't say too much more about this, and I know that as my trusted associate, you will keep your lips sealed too. Please don't tell anyone else about this.

I just wanted to share the excitement! Helping others and boosting our image locally could not have come at a better time.

I have set aside a couple of thousand pounds just in case there are more legal fees to be taken care of, as there invariably will be given teething problems with Brexit.

Golf next Saturday?

Terence

• From: Terence Fishcheese
• To: The Mukesh Foundation
• Subject: Re: Dontations
• Date: 20 Jan 2021

Hi Mrs. Krisha Ambani,

Can you please ignore that last message, and confirm you will be ready tomorrow.

I’ll need to go to the post office early.

Apologies for the last message. It was not intended for you.

Terence

• From: Terence Fishcheese
• To: The Mukesh Foundation
• Subject: Re: Dontations
• Date: 21 Jan 2021

Dear Mrs. Krisha Ambani,

I have just arrived into the constituency office this morning to take care of some essential local butcher related business.

After the meeting, I had some time to think. Now, obviously, it's very important to both of us for this deal to be able to proceed quite quickly.

After some consideration, I am prepared to make you an offer that I hope you will find not only adequate, but quite generous.

I am prepared to send you the sum of ten thousand pounds (£10,000) if you set aside time to help me today with the transaction.

Is this a deal that interests you? I hope you can take some time out of your schedule for this, and I hope we can proceed accordingly.

Yours in helping others and helping ourselves,

Terence

• From: Terence Fishcheese
• To: The Mukesh Foundation
• Subject: Re: Dontations
• Date: 21 Jan 2021

Hi Mrs. Krisha Ambani,

Did you receive my previous email? Do you have a response for me?

I am prepared to offer you £10,000 up front alongside the $499 registration fee and then another £10,000 on completion of this deal.

Are you interested? I need to know soon because I have to go to the Post Office which has limited opening times thanks to the Pandemic.

Thank you,

Terence

• From: The Mukesh Foundation
• To: Terence Fishcheese
• Subject: Re: Donations
• Date: 20 Jan 2021

Dear Terence Fishcheese,

I will accept the payment of £10,000. Kindly process the payment and scan the slip and please send it.

Thank you,

• From: Terence Fishcheese
• To: The Mukesh Foundation
• Subject: Re: Dontations
• Date: 21 Jan 2021

Dear Mrs. Krisha Ambani,

Thank you for your response. It is good to hear from you again and shows steadfast resolve and action.

As it happens, I spoke with Mrs. Dangleberry, the head postmistress on the phone this morning and was able to secure an appointment to prepare the transfer.

It went as smoothly as I could have hoped for, and I attach the £10,000 Dimbleby pounds as promised. Please print it and keep it safe!!

You will be able to do so much with this money, which can be redeemed in many of the shops in the Shartington and Dimbleby conurbation.

You have a wide range of stores to choose from, such as the following:

• Peggy Bumcrust's Wedding Cakes
• Gearbox Sawdust & Son's Garage
• Saucy Peg's Sexy Emporium (a favourite of mine)
• The Pig and Elephant Gastropub (another favourite)
• The Exhausted Robin Inn
• James Bartholomew Signs Ltd
• St. Sherlock's Presbyterian Church (for dontations)
• Crud Bros. Scrap Metal dealers
• Mystic Charlene's Head Shop

Plus many more! The beauty of this is that you will only need to pay half price in these fine establishments and the rest counts as a 10% donation towards raising awareness and Canvassing for the local Conservative Party.

Everyone is a winner! When you come and break bread with me (we will take care of the flights), then I can take you around the town!

I am very much looking forward to the next steps in our new venture!

With tepid formalities,

Terence

• From: The Mukesh Foundation
• To: Terence Fishcheese
• Subject: Re: Donations
• Date: 22 Jan 2021

Please for god sake stop emailing me. I don't have time for your silly pranks!!