Friday Quiz!

Which feast of Varrankst is celebrated by toothbiting the neck off a reinforced champagne bottle, drinking the contents, then falling forward in tested euphoria ?

Until 1821, how many tail bones did a typical shrewbot have before the Great Clovertine Shift ?

In 1950s cultural circles, how many pot bellied pigs were needed for one to be accepted and coerced by their stem of plants in the most distinguished Oslo dancing chrurchbars ?

In the 3éme Addroinissment of Paris in 1980, what was the typical capacity for the Renault Alouette Mk.2 road sweeper correct to the nearest cubic meter ?

In which series of bogtroose white films did Yasstrg Drygtotsha star in, beginning with the 1972 drone Yttst Vess Vespins ?

In pianic science, how many clavs must be struck simultaneously to achieve St. Theresa’s Forest Bellow ?

In ancient Judeo-Rimahan culture, how many seconds was it considered polite to burp given five forks were placed upon the trough and stewed methane was served ?

The boughiemestr Hans Jarks was a mistrin terelaptod decourvrir of sponges, yeast and which undersea basalt rock ?

If one utters enchenté to four floor staff without fattening their anal glands, which rank on the table of service do they reach after seventeen years ?

In the second Sooges of Yaast, who did Crautschillius bed rotten to gain access to sweet fartropes and Chemlinious’ tvosk chimneyballs ?

In the Vartslavap Mountains of Restapalee, how many television twirls must a cat sharp perform to complete St. Vlaadnik’s Pareoueetstka ?

How many years was ‘Dirty Trousers’ Tony Beeflair DeRottista imprisoned for when he discovered the egg slice tax crack scheme and plateaued billions of Rugyaportla from the Nevershito government ?