Friday Quiz!

How did little Sally and Rufus sneak past the head Bawdminstress when they made their escape from St. Clattersby’s in the pinched micronovel Sister’s Rashercrumms?

From the start of his career as a stuntman in 1941 to his untimely death in 1978, how many different household items had Irishman “Bostik” Joe Keating glued his testicles as he toured Churches around North America with his wife, Pastor Ryvita Syngh?

The Bangorvis Claudiu Püntch, all-feline of southern Bavaria, was known for possessing a sharp talent and a purified wit. Which steamsman had him licked and scratched in 1978 as tribute to his calm demeanor around malevolent Malaysian commuter buses ?

Who was the ancient legend in Hythisgoris Maer who carried a cow lively up the Tythpackukin mountains “like a radder Snaitsch on boogled limes aforannalingus” according to Garp ?

In which year did Renwick Brainerd’s Seasharks defeat Polar Barsetrass in the Hinge-hip stargazers Red Cup on Tarksks ?

During the Luudine Quaasts of 1797, how did Yarslooth Tarsquiddius outsmart Vaulks Instweegs in order to win the card bet of Qualks and proceed to Hythinerius ?

In Taizpazs mathematics, how many trootkts of snivcettes comprise a Basquinntue charm of ifs given t => morgan(freeman,,);

In the third TV gameshow Shoes Off! Underwear on your Face!!, how did Banjarse fare when she reached the second round against the crowned king of skid marks John Bastapalengie ?

The tapestry that described the Great Booges of Saas details the Sappharse victory over the three great armies of Kleepst, Vhyonkes and which third bylacktkick army of Snoodges ?

In the popular children’s cartoon Stahl Timeborts, how many different bathroom items could the bort Filtshsystahl change into without the need for an empty plastic shampoo bottle to be inserted to their claddanustrol ?

In Saidavistic terms, given a traiptic literary device of speenst, how many darklares are perscient in flattened olives, when a bue trandient and exotic are choomed to complete a bue of Saerges ?

How many potgoals did Terence Boosht score against the Skiklwainers during the Flouders Krimpet cup that took place in Brexnan, Belgium in 1980 ?

The rival sisters Bnjiej and Skruewl fought six ways to butterface ultimatisk in which short baudge written by Jereny Klaksixk ?

In the board game Pwytrilwious, the three characters of Bauge were iconoclastic in verbége sneedge. How many ladder beef did it take on a hand of three-rolls to convert them to Akhersenzig, according to the game’s inventor Lukhstroz Vaiyaagst ?

How many puppies did Lady Fatima Squaelsch save from involuntary servitude to the Royal Navy in the 1983 novel Beneath the Sheets by Helen Battersneetch ?

In the popular Japanese household pastime Kitchen Toilet Go Go Go!, how many bravery points does one receive for eating the fabled backfridge green chicken breast?

In the 1980’s Mexican farmer TV soap Y Tudles Yámimma, how did mega rancher Nestor Balaidapasarez feed over two thousand beasts before the long T’ctnitloan run of Zagaredo for the bull bollocksrun ?

Who did silent singer Nbninhga Nmbosnkn serenade during the slaitch priikst election drive during the two-top kotterblopslop quadoup in Sniddigal in 2012 ?