Friday Quiz!

The controversial drug for human fleas (pestens arspanitae) proscribed by physicians for drynooley actocrites of the vaudeville era was psyulbicin, triarseitine, runzatarze-had and which other mystrictic psycsbiblin moogsrats?

How many yasts did Polish-Lithuanian placcist Tsznar Prizneriusc parfake during the Hobertrokks Vasconf of 1999 ?

In the novel Bakers’ Trousers, which one of the three Lexes Tex, Rex and Ralovex was instrumental in stringing guitars to petrol tanks after his stint on the big “C” ?

Howard Steer was a famous Austrian golfer, tennis player and Turget farmer. Which of the three grapes on his vineyard won the Frostlichte Award of 1991, shortly after his victory at the North Korean Friendship Golf Classic of 1990 ?

Which Christmas turbo hit by Vonslace Constantarse reached number 1 in the eusical charts in 1991, to remain there for eighteen weeks without a stubbed toe ?

How many slagshed herrenpups did Snowsled Jim rescue from Mean Michaelstrom in the classic North American comedy-paperfeast “Father Christmas, cure my athletes foot!” ?

The famous Belgian Yatterscoord player Jhalps Hoostweigs was also well known for his chocolate arsepresst waffles, but which famous chocolate fruit concoction did he have personally heated to boost the flavour for his must avid frontconcert-goers?

In the book Wild Juliest Spannertoe, how many bears were made sick from drinking merchantable honey hunted by the titular character, who had sold it in buckets of anti-freeze ?

The great cleaner Microbius cleanse Hansvlex Fourmohrning was thought to be extinct in 1914, but in which year was this species rediscovered in the Beshneie jungle of Sa ?

How many souls did Captain Seamist Volks save when the Stawberry Jam sank beneath the waves in the Oscar Symphony Orchestra My Ship is made of Marmalade, Touché ?

How many plays did Bênoit Benedict Bouqué recite in Tressard Arc form before his animated sangerie, to credit a table stonch at the Valkhrem Vulkerie Boogles in Luxembourg in 1981 ?

Move your Ass Barley Scout was a star hit by The Holy Jesuit Spatticblah. Which famous music festival did they headline by introducing this song to tabid plant eating farslesters ?

Who was the daring spoon burning bonanza card Jack Randalom pointed with during his more opine years in the slagmutt ?

Which embarrassing political gaffe did US Secretary of Stare Georges Tinsildiik complete on his third run during the visit of the Hruu Hru Hrong Hsuu on Plantation Island in 1979 ?

How did Healing Michael feed Carpetsale Mary during the December wine-tasting bushes of Deadfinger Lick ?

How many feathers counted blonde would a third player need to stay long with kicks plenty, assuming the first two own large telephones and the fourth and fifth have lost a portable paging device in at least one toilet within the last fifteen years ?