Friday Quiz!

The famous tunician Vans Vanspalander was a Hquist Khoo, active in left-leaning circles in Chile in the early 1970s. Who was his companion in his daring escape aboard a hoverraft in 1971?

Telekinetic Nick was an infamous Christmas toy pulled from shelves after a cattle pen was launched into outer space by a possessed boy. From which coal mining town in the Khoozhlasti Mountains did this vociferous event take place?

In the well-known contest Ten on the Richter Scale, who lost out on the prize-winning pot due to an unfortunate follow-through after fifteen minutes and nine seconds of uninterrupted flatulence ?

Alex Kroos was spectator-manager for the team Mining Saltees. How many times was he sent off for swearing at the pitch during the Grass Cup Peckers?

In the TV shitcom Ringsend Rascals, how did Greedy Michael get the upper hand when competing against Mrs. Coalslaw at the Porcelain Throne Regatta?

Sly Peter was a fly of many buzzwords, but how many bee stings did it take to send him to the bottom of the Clyde, in Morris Spleen’s stage production Colombian Necktie?

Four Gilders for your Wolf was a straight-to-DVD compilation of shart films touted by the liberal government of the Netherlands at the time, for recovering corophobes. Who was the contravict minister who tailed its release in 1994?

Plestere’s Orofoibach was a wooden flutist who devised and had her inception named after her. How many fronds upon the wheel are needed to produce a cosmic side F for a straight-seven of tunes?

Who was said to be the hidden twenty-eighth member of the early 90s broomstick band Rastafarian Chickpea Fogharties?

In aviation, if a small plane has had her Sidjacks crowned, from which three continents has she flown from during the dark season?

In postmodern lore, who fell from the steeple of Gerryennis Cathedral into a vat of melting water, only to reappear twenty years later with a crowned king of cured Camembert?

In which orgy did Slipknot Jack wrap his waist tentacle six ways around Saint Bartholemew’s butterbells?

In Jill Whootworth’s famous novel Ink Zinc Zsee, who was the top rider of the steeplejack tracer when Mary unveiled her witty secrets to Walter Prankite?

Felix Troon was once a famous German physicist who found the cure for lazy sack, calculusical toenail disorder and Bremmington’s bad apple. What was the common triasparticine medicinal mix he applied to cure one ailment, but cause the other two at the same time in random fashion?

The Hissing Bereassuspid was a standtall trygryhcyrc from which of the Plaetician Eras?

In botany and erotic romance, who was the famous lothario and botanist who claimed the pen name Lernard Nimbuquy while he was impribed in leather stocks for his raucous writings about Rinsard Trines, a rival botanist, cellist and cattle driver ?

In which international sporting tournament did Jaioaoa Baouaoaoas compete, winning three medals for his hip hop hitch hop formation ?

Who did “Tblisi’ George” defeat in the great pizza pan toss contest in the famous film Archer’s Ridgeback (1974) ?