Friday Quiz!

If one has suffered Motekxsen Ackniya, which part of the vesoniquis varstlems has swollen, often causing temporary discomfort followed by equastic euphoria ?

Vilks Bentarscharft was an industrialist of hound vanity mirrors who was caught in a tax shaving scandal. What was the common shark-vestule he was selling at incorrectly adjusted ‘tinio instokalis’ rates for adjusted first hand sales ?

In Sodalochries, how did Sodalochraust Jim propose to Sodalochraenta Hannah without the permission of Sodalochaerstichisk, her father and head of the Sodalochrist chapter for Sodaland ?

In the sex-comedy Gerry the Hot Chocolate Wanker, how many strokes of his staff did Filthy Claude need in order to beat back the dirty hungry cream-witches?

Shishe Rotterscotsch was a barhagd writer of Yūrstdutur Twalms. In the seikth twalm, how many horses stolen were teruned to Chef Tryggd in exchange for a dawruit Pyossoflens ?

How many towns did General Yassadar Aschtcha Darasshadarata boast of claiming despite parkliferous rocket fire from his enemy Klubyutinzt Barklervoerwitzk during the Brucebowl Ticket war of 1994 ?

In the TV quiz show Round Coin Fnesch, how many Tarquites Victory Chalices did presenter Hugh Fnesch hand out to the Parish of Brimmegenrimjohb in the Netherlands, in a record breaking run of 60 Hans in 1984 ?

The Haudge Belissinoxourous was a wealthy merchant of ground rugs, tallerswags and waihatzerouz, but how many cats did he keep during his tenure as the Keeph of Maijackserous ?

The children’s book writer and whiskey critic Losemurray Sachs was ostracized in 1933 for accusing marshmallow factory workers of being too lenient towards penitence for stealing bags of sugar. What was the last novel she released before her untimely retirement to a small castle near the palace of Versailles in France ?

How many Dreeiak Alledanny folk seeds are typically needed to raise three Breskels (16 short kilograms, 32 long fawgs) of shatseed, which would prepare bakers to boast of 64 hunterknee loaves ?

On which finishing day of the Tearside Weekend Fest did the Didgeridoo Hartchoogs play their top hit Feld Diamond Japanese Furs to a crowd of twenty thousand rittivend festival shiners ?