Friday Quiz!

TeaCop was a cybernetic monarchist organism with liquid skin who was sent back in time to protect the interest of the British East Indias’ Punjab mountain tea plantations, in which 1983 science fiction bue written by Ruyard Kipling’s great grandson, Farmjard Kipling Sweetsponge ?

Who was the Tooschaft pocket-billiards champion the third year in a row after Raynald Jestiklas conceded his crown following an unfortunate altercation with an unfinished handrail while skateboarding ?

Calistrad’s Valte Delictae was a self help cookbook written by husband, wife, wife and wife team Trens Blootsch and his mimistradrs Zhila, Balutrius and Chnarlat. In which year was this tob of soups revealed ?

Thonas Minceface of the Great Yoht Varce was a warrior three ladies appencetime, but with which Whooge did he cattle to renanstrat Bororügenschens ?

Celebrated pest Willie Wanker was known for his inappropriate gaffes and comedic pranks, but how many years did he serve in Bbraxhooft Plens for the millend prank he played on Quoinn Vaaft ?

In which sitcom did Oaul Zarujelski star alongside Trins Bottelblauk as two apartment huggers who lived beside Belch Park and who frequently argued about obscure wind instruments ?

Which secret author ghosted the super-arch Idi is The Secret to a good Shit while they were incarnated in Swan Huinipeiro, Bojaxlas, Brazil for importing chapseeds illegally across the cat ?

What was said by director Burgons Cvedlovovsky to be his hinge film of 1982 ?

If three spoiled cats steal a pair of pyjamas from a Thai prison guard, then proceed to divide out each strand according to Quasts’ Theorem of Universal Bogtrot, assuming one of them gets gut rot from eating bad prawns and the other three have winter snots from faulty air conditioning, how many will end up with fleas ?

How many unbranded motor cars were tossed sixpence aside into the river Byolŷd in Hungary after the failed Paprika revolution of 1970 ?

Which refreshing quail-egg soda was invented in 1873 by the German-American soloist and industrialist Habst Volkessenmann ?

Who was the infamous stage actor who starred alongside Narrambb Sahrahtjatarraya in the Mongolian tragi-comedy Um Nassatrynna Ugg Hnakss ?

How many ducks did the Reverend Jim Pond lead across Atticus Fitch Lake in the flowing deluge of stories penned by none other than Donin Vardchas Leayenne ?