• From: Alan Harrop
• To: The Rotten Angel
• Subject: BUSINESS NEGOTIATION INVESTMENT
• Date: 21 Jun 2010

Greetings

I am Mr Alan Harrop, Retired Mariner Director ,herein London , England .However, I have already sent you this same letter by post one month ago, but I am not sure that the letter promptly get to you since I have not heard from you, now I am resending it again.

I want to trust this investment fund in your care, It will be in my interest to transfer this fund worth of ? £6.5M Great British Pounds(six Million Five hundred thousand Pounds Sterling) in an account offshore.

Can you be my partner? Regards and respect, please kindly send me your Cellphone number, And tell me your opinion.

Please Email alan_harropinvestgloworld@live.com

Mr. Alan Harrop.

• From: The Rotten Angel
• To: Alan Harrop
• Subject: Re: BUSINESS NEGOTIATION INVESTMENT
• Date: 22 Jun 2010

Mr Allan Sir,

So good to hear from you. I am running out of cigars. My country is on the brink of a financial depression no greater than a cat's shilling and a duck's beak.

Ravenous hounds at my door no more! I now have a saviour. I am very interested in this deal you seek. Which account details would you like for me to send to you?

I have several several several accounts overseas. Name a country and I have them in my little black bluebottle fly book of hot porridge.

Ireland is not a safe place anymore, even for the tick that drinks the blood of lamb from Bandy's tract.

Beseeching you to contact me. Please, I instruct you to get back to me at your earliest holy convenience and we may discuss this utterly secret matter by the grace of God and his three angels Demitry, Lucy and Mick.

Your friend,

The Rotten Angel

• From: Alan Harrop
• To: The Rotten Angel
• Subject: Re: BUSINESS NEGOTIATION INVESTMENT
• Date: 22 Jun 2010

Dear Rotten Angel,

Thanks for your good effort and understanding towards this last stage of the transaction.

Please use any Account that is capable to carry the whole money, Listen good.

Every arrangement of transfering the said fund to your norminated account has been completed, The said fund has moved to La Caixa bank SPAIN still with your name stilled as the true beneficiary of the said fund.

... bank details redacted

Please Go ahead and contact La Caixa bank with their Bank Information listed above.

Introduce your self to (Mrs. Monica Morales Alberto ) as the true beneficiary of (6.5Million Pounds) moved from Malaysia Courier company to La Caixa bank Spain.

Once you contacted Mrs. Monica Morales Alberto with his private email above Kindly forward your Company Account Information to him to enable him verify before honouring the said fund on your company favour.

I wait your mail update As soon as you contact the Payment Bank in Spain.

best regards,

ALAN.

• From: The Rotten Angel
• To: Alan Harrop
• Subject: Re: BUSINESS NEGOTIATION INVESTMENT
• Date: 23 Jun 2010

Dear Mr Allan,

A blessing to you on this cold and miserable day and please accept my most highly sincerest and humble apologies and sorrows for not contacting you sooner on this cold and miserable day.

I have been a victim of loveache in recent days. My wife, whom I was very and most highly dearly fond of, has decided to leave me and pack her coat in the gardeners waste basket.

She is running off with him and is currently seeking a divorce from me - a man so highly respected and upstanding in the community.

The word I hear from my trusted associates and most secure men is that they have decided to move to a small chalet in Switzerland.

I am praying they will be eaten by large wolves before her litigation procedings can begin against me and that after such, that thus, here, there and everywhere, she will take a share of my winnings.

I need you to beseech and bequeathe to me your most high level of trust, even higher than that of an African rhinoscerous and his children, so that if they ever find out about this said described transaction, they will not have access to half of my vast fortune.

I became exceedingly rich betting on chicken fights as a boy and have survived thus far by not letting one rule follow another and that no such banks, be it rich or otherwise, for whatever reason other than a large gooses quill, follow me into the bathroom and eat my wallet.

I am a man of grace, modesty, upstanding, sportsmanship and trust. Leave me the end on your cigarette. Toilet paper and tissue is what we say in Ireland when faced with these situations.

I'm aching for your trust Mr Allan. Please agree to these following terms I have outlined as described under the most high and almighty horse constitutuion of the Republic of Ireland, whom have kept me under wing and house arrest since the 'incident' of 2008.

1) This transaction, that thus, and has, before, during and after, so that such, and in as much, such transactions and beneficiaries, untold and told, that will or may be, or may not be, will not under any described circumstances be mentioned, such that, and in saying or not saying, be told or not told.

2) Said transfer of money, insofar as, and with all intents and purposes, such or such not that, bequeathed upon the beneficiary, may or may not, unless twofold, quietened by investigation, litigated by a priest of the cloth, that such, or such not, may or may not take place.

3) The said benificiary may or may not choose to bequeathe to the Revenue Commissioners said monies at his own or another discretion in the event of the ingestion of vast quantities of valium, xanax or alcohol behind a barn door, will not for this sake or purpose allow such things as farm animals to make his room too cold (in every sense of the word).

4) Transfer of capital may take place between two foreign and so sovereign states but only through the mouth and rear orifices of the said European banking sector and through no other means, strictly guaranteed through the Duck Billed Plattypus law as outlined, and as such mentioned frequently in Irish courts of criminal appeal.

Mr Allen, if you agree to my terms I am most ready to proceed with said transactions and begin the transfer of said funds from one bank account in one banking sector to another.

I need the word of yourself and of a trusted horse to proceed. A horse in this instant is a Swiss Lawyer who is completely neutral as a third party from outside tis great and mighty European Union.

Follow me into the jacks.

The Rotten Angel

• From: Alan Harrop
• To: The Rotten Angel
• Subject: Re: BUSINESS NEGOTIATION INVESTMENT
• Date: 24 Jun 2010

Dear Rotten Angel,

My Transaction is True. I can't understand what you are talking about. Stop wasting time.

This is a top secret deal between me and you and this is the only opportunity to secure this said fund to your company account and join for partnership in your country.

Go ahead and contact the Payment Bank with the details I sent to you.

best regards,

ALAN.

• From: The Rotten Angel
• To: Alan Harrop
• Subject: Re: BUSINESS NEGOTIATION INVESTMENT
• Date: 25 Jun 2010

Dear Mr Alan Harrop Sir,

I can no longer assist in this said transaction of monies between the two accounts as I have passed away.

I am writing you this message from beyond the grave. I hope you will accept my most humble sincerest apologies for the cause of timewasting and as such other things that may be associated with as such, thusly.

I pray vehemently you will find your rainbow and once again please accept my most sincerest and highly reaching apologies.

Regards and yours etc,

The Rotten Angel

• From: Alan Harrop
• To: The Rotten Angel
• Subject: Re: BUSINESS NEGOTIATION INVESTMENT
• Date: 26 Jun 2010

Hello Rotten Angel,

Go ahead and contact the Payment Bank in Spain and update me.

ALAN.,

• From: Alan Harrop
• To: The Rotten Angel
• Subject: Re: BUSINESS NEGOTIATION INVESTMENT
• Date: 24 Jul 2010

Dear Rotten Angel,

Whats the latest development on your side now ? longtime we lost communication in this project?

Do you got my previous mail send to you? The original fund will be transfer with the help of a staff of Asian card centre.

You will recieve the said fund now through atm card to your norminated account in your country.

The fund will be transfer to your account through (Asian card centre)malaysia to your norminated account in your country with the help of (Robert Brown).

Kindly get back to me. I am so worried.

I wait your urgent response today.

Best regards,

ALAN.

• From: Josef Gluedarse
• To: Alan Harrop
• Subject: Re: My Client
• Date: 25 Jul 2010

Mr Alan,

Allow me to speak on behalf of my client, Mr Rotten Angel. I am his lawyer Josef Gluedarse.

My client has instructed me to contact you in relation to recent business transactions of said fortune. I am the one to be his sweeper.

My client, said as such and forth, was imprisoned without bail and is awaiting trial for stealing cattle from a rival train driver and farmer in his area.

I cannot go into more detail about the case but needless to say this financial transaction could get him the best lawyers in the land, all the land.

If you have any questions I would ask you to please, please direct them please here and as such and in good time as it may be promised I will bequeathe upon you such answers as such needed to fit like a pair of tracksuit bottoms.

Listen and hear good because saying this once had such effect on the engine of the legal process they are trying to declare my client insane and pin all sorts of rice to his shorts in prison.

He hasn't had a decent shower in weeks - demoralising.

Send me on again said funds. My head is on fire.

Shit,

Josef Gluedarse